No one should be this cheery this early

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09/09/2014 at 06:48 • Filed to: CorvetteHomeComing

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And certainly my wife was not as cheery as I at 4:20 this morning when my alarm rang. I however, popped out of bed and bounced off to the bathroom to shower and get ready. Kid, Christmas, this was how I felt.

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I am not a morning person typically so this reaction was understandably odd for my wife who had begrudgingly agreed to take me to the airport two hours before she even had to roll out of bed so that I could take the trip she was supposed to get to go on. My excitement has been understandably higher than hers since we agreed we'd buy a new Corvette. When we found a 2008 Jet Stream Blue 3LT in South Carolina, with NAV and HUD, I knew it might be a winner. After some haggling, paper work, and one big angst filled 'ok' from my wife, we !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

Now is the fun part for me. I get to fly in, have the dealer pick me up, and then prepare and take a 22 hour drive home. Since I have a very understanding job, I'll be taking my time: I have the rest of the week off. Follow with me as I document the trip here on oppo!!

Edit: In Atlanta Safely. Nothing exciting here as you all know who fly through ATL. More when I hit the ground in Charleston.


DISCUSSION (20)


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > getFuckedHerb
09/09/2014 at 06:50

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Awesome. Early morning driving is the best kind of driving anyways.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > getFuckedHerb
09/09/2014 at 06:51

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NICE! keep us in the loop, we'll be watching!


Kinja'd!!! getFuckedHerb > 505Turbeaux
09/09/2014 at 06:52

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Packed the surface and the big camera just for documentation purposes. I'll try to keep it interesting!


Kinja'd!!! getFuckedHerb > thebigbossyboss
09/09/2014 at 06:56

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it was crazy foggy this morning, sort of put a damper on the drive to the airport, which is 35 minutes away.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > getFuckedHerb
09/09/2014 at 06:59

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Yeah but how much traffic was there? Not much right?


Kinja'd!!! Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > getFuckedHerb
09/09/2014 at 07:19

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That is awesome! See how much interstate you can avoid for maximum fun times!


Kinja'd!!! quarterlifecrisis > getFuckedHerb
09/09/2014 at 08:04

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Wooohooooo. Corvette buying day is best day.

Also, the weather down this way has been a little miserable lately, not sure where in SC you're headed, but, it's a whole lot of drab and dreary and just enough water on the road to where the big negative pressure area that is the back of the car will be covered in brown waterspots.


Kinja'd!!! mcseanerson > getFuckedHerb
09/09/2014 at 08:23

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The best part is when you're wore out from a long day of driving and you go to recline your seat... and you can't. I drove a Miata what would've been a 7 hour drive but I decided I wanted to take the scenic route through West Virginia and took over 12 hours, in February, on summer tires, through the mountains. I was so sore and tired at the end but looking back I wouldn't trade that experience for an interstate drive home.


Kinja'd!!! ArmadaExpress drives a turbo outback > thebigbossyboss
09/09/2014 at 08:24

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I love driving during the darkest parts of night, although you need to seriously consider your locale before you do that for multiple reasons.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > ArmadaExpress drives a turbo outback
09/09/2014 at 08:38

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Yeah obviously don't roll around in the hood that late. Also watch out for deer.


Kinja'd!!! Hooker > getFuckedHerb
09/09/2014 at 08:40

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What part of SC? I live just over the line in NC. If you need a place to stop. You're more than welcomed.


Kinja'd!!! ArmadaExpress drives a turbo outback > thebigbossyboss
09/09/2014 at 08:54

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those were both of my thoughts exactly


Kinja'd!!! Nugmast3r > getFuckedHerb
09/09/2014 at 09:07

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Wake and bake, brah?


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > ArmadaExpress drives a turbo outback
09/09/2014 at 09:14

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Yeah. Honestly there isn't much you can do about deer. Just don't go so fast.


Kinja'd!!! getFuckedHerb > Hooker
09/09/2014 at 09:40

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Thanks for the offer! It's in Charleston, and I've got family down here for the first stop. I love the oppo friendliness!


Kinja'd!!! getFuckedHerb > thebigbossyboss
09/09/2014 at 09:42

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just one guy.

Driving 40 in a 60.

Couldn't pass because of fog.

F.M.L.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > getFuckedHerb
09/09/2014 at 09:44

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God damn it. Lol.


Kinja'd!!! Hooker > getFuckedHerb
09/09/2014 at 09:56

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Holler at me. I'm around for the most part all week. No life and all that. Give me enough notice and I'll even buy some beer. seven 0 4-32 zero-501 zero. Call or text if you need it. I'm only about 45 mins east of Charlotte NC.


Kinja'd!!! getFuckedHerb > getFuckedHerb
09/09/2014 at 10:43

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MD88 Exit rows in the back are the best.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > getFuckedHerb
09/09/2014 at 10:46

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so... this happened

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